My life is like a fart.

It passes

celestial-keyblade-meister:

Talk dirty to me (family guy) version

awkward-highfive1:

Perfect

And then I realize that boobs are like balls on our chest (as in the scrotum area) 😲

Tags: OMG

simplyykatlin:

Never stop.

Fuck ya!

simplyykatlin:

Never stop.

Fuck ya!

Sometimes I lay down ready for a long goodnight sleep, then BAM! I open my eyes and it’s already morning.

fangirlconfession:

confess here

First of all Brinley is her middle name, second you gotta stop hating, what is that going to do!

fangirlconfession:

confess here

First of all Brinley is her middle name, second you gotta stop hating, what is that going to do!

dreams-are-my-reality-bitch:

Holy shit!!!!
grunger-bear:

Someone take me here

grunger-bear:

Someone take me here

I was walking and I was passing a senior center, and an old lady with a younger lady (probably her daughter) got out of a car, and then the old lady started crying saying she didn’t want her to leave and the daughter replied that she was going to a better place, then they walked into the senior center and after a few minutes the daughter walked out and got into her car and literally speed off… I think my heart just died.

When I’m looking at a picture of a person with sunglasses I always remember to look at the sunglasses reflection *muahahaha*

artsy-cannibal:

being a cannibal takes a lot of guts

You have to put your heart into it