My life is like a fart.It passes
And then I realize that boobs are like balls on our chest (as in the scrotum area) 😲
Sometimes I lay down ready for a long goodnight sleep, then BAM! I open my eyes and it’s already morning.
I was walking and I was passing a senior center, and an old lady with a younger lady (probably her daughter) got out of a car, and then the old lady started crying saying she didn’t want her to leave and the daughter replied that she was going to a better place, then they walked into the senior center and after a few minutes the daughter walked out and got into her car and literally speed off… I think my heart just died.
When I’m looking at a picture of a person with sunglasses I always remember to look at the sunglasses reflection *muahahaha*
being a cannibal takes a lot of guts
You have to put your heart into it